behind the bar [III]

That's what they said/did:

Customer: "I'd like an iced coffee with cream and sugar"

Me: "Sure! We serve it black, and let you add cream and sugar, so that it will taste just the way you like it."

Mother of the Customer, to Customer: "Well, are you sure you want to order it then? You'll have to do the cream and sugar yourself."

God forbid you have to sweeten your own coffee.

Also, I tried pouring all day with a Motta pitcher and it was heavenly. I now know what all the hype is about.