behind the bar [II]

today. one for the record books.  

I had a customer (older man, looked about 65) pull out a condom at the register when I gave him the total for his order. Unable to serve him his coffee due to fear of laughing in his face, I asked the new girl to do it as I ran to the back room to compose myself.

The man took his coffee and then returned to his vehicle marked with a handicapped tag.

I'm still laughing/speechless.