behind the bar [IV]
that's what they said/did:
I had a customer ask if the chocolate chip cookies we sold were "soft". As someone who is sometimes too literal, I felt like my answer might be relative, so I just said that the cookies were great (which, they totally are.) The customer said they weren't sure about my answer and then proceeded to open the cookie jars to try to touch the cookies to determine their softness. When I asked him not to, he looked over the counter and grabbed the tongs we use to serve the cookies and opened the jars again to try to touch the cookies with the tongs.
Don't open the f-n cookie jars. (They are in air tight, clean, jars for a reason.)
Don't be this guy.